SIGHting

A smiling Lindsay Lohan on her way into the morgue this morning to do her court-mandated community service in El Lay, two days after she was released in jail after a five hour sentence two days ago!
Wonder how long she'll keep it up?!
Hopefully she'll shock us all and actually listen this time! Hopefully.

The contents of Michael Jackson's home are up for auction -- including the bed he died in.

Julien's Auctions President, Darren Julien, says:

We want to preserve the history of these items.

...because the best way to preserve something is to sell it to someone else! Definitely NOT put it in a museum! That's crazy. That's ignorant!

Other items being auctioned off include various antique furnishings, paintings, sculptures, and get this -- a chalkboard with a note one of the kids left on it that reads, "We heart Daddy! Smile, it's for free!"

Awww...

We hope the chalkboard goes to the best place possible.

We still can't believe the bed is actually being auctioned off. CrEEpy!

[Image via AP Images.]

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